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The dick kick is the ever traumatic experience of a woman intentionally or unintentionally kicking the erect phallus of a man. This usually occurs while changing positions mid-intercourse. The woman will always claim it was unintentional, but the man will never know for sure.
Joseph: It was great sex until we decided to switch to reverse cowgirl and she dick kicked me.
Eric: Ah, the dick kick. One of the many perils of sexual intercourse.
A set payment required of men to gain entry into an bar, nightclub, discoteque, event, or similar establishment. Also known as a cover charge.
The denial of access, service or privilege, freely given to women yet only available to men for a fee.
An example of a Dick Tax: Ladies free 'til midnight. Guys $20.00 at the door.
The total number of dicks that a girl has taken in her vagina in her lifetime.
Madonna's dick count must be over 100.
Penis bone of a racoon (yes they have bones in their dicks) placed in the outlet of a moonshine still to help the distillate to flow smoothly into the collection vessel.
Stick a coon dick in that spout. It's dribbling like an old man's piss
To flex the male genitalia whilst erect.
Hangin with your girl and you perform a dick flex. It's playful and she'll love it.
An arrogant asshole sitting on a porch who makes a blunt comment.
That guy is acting like a complete porch dick!