When wifey be drunk come at you hollerin you my "Jumbo Spoon" while grabbin yo dick tryin to get some cuz she be horny callin you her Jumbo Spoon.
Mmm... Come here ... You my Jumbo Spoon.
When you say somebody have spoon on themselve, it means they're sayin' non-sence. Slanging, They're eating crap(shit) by that spoon.
Specially when they're being curious on one's personal life or cutting on somebody saying irrelevant things.
(A Persian common urban expression)
A: I'm doing my best to buy that new PC. I do need it
B: If you need anything, just give me a call.
C addressing A&B: Don't do that! It doesn't worth it.
A replies: Do you "have your spoon on you"?!
The man lies on his side with the woman lying on her side with her back to his front.
The same as spoons but with intercourse. The preferred method of the lazy man.
I was tired but still wanted to do it, so I gave her the power spoon.
IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.
Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.
The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition
“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”
Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty
Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.
Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.
An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.
Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.