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Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
When a guy loses his virginity
Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.
Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.
Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!
Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.
Painting the post can happen once a month.
Standing up right before ejaculation amd spinning as fast as you can so that you cover the walls.
Where is Bobby?
Oh he is painting the room.
When someone (Usually an animal like a dog or cat) wipes their ass on the floor to try to clean their butt.
Sometimes leaving brown streaks, dubbing it "Crayon-Painting".
Yo Alex, Quit Crayon Painting the floor.
To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.
I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.