"well i'm off to mainline enough heroin to stop me from putting a gun between my teeth"
"groovy pants"
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The phenomenon where your pants are wrapped around your ankles and you are masturbating.
Mom walks in on son jacking off
Son: "I wasn't masturbating. I swear!"
Mom: "Oh yeah? Why do you have ankle pants?"
Son: "Shit"
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an aussie slang term for someone who has red pubic hair; a firecrotch
So, your boyfriend has red hair does he? Seems like he might have a bit of a fanda pants goin' on there, eh?
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A pair of Pants (British) / Briefs / Underwear, that are missing one or more of the front fastening buttons.
Allowing for one's penis to 'escape' the underwear in a style akin to the late Harry Houdini.
All my boxers are in the wash other than my these damn Houdini Pants, my cock keeps falling out every time I walk anywhere.
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A common term used for pulling the hood of someones sweater over their head.
It's Mr. Pants!
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Sizzler pants are loose fitting pants that leave room for your stomach to expand with the excess consumption of food - much like it does when you visit the all you can eat buffet at Sizzler (especially if you eat the cheesy bread).
"A new all you can eat place just opened up down the road so I'm gonna get my sizzler pants on and go ape shit on that buffet"
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A pair of pants that are worn as a cape, either when drunk, when mistaking ones neck for legs or when improvising for the lack of a cape.
Ben: "Scott are you wearing your pants around you neck?"
Scott: "Danadandandan Pants cape"
Ben: "Pants Cape?"
Scott: "Pants cape!"
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