Random
Source Code
Random
Mrs. Clean and perfect.
The lawyer thought he had found the perfect girl until another girl tried to ask her about her motorcycle, and the perfect girl viciously attacked the other girl. The lawyer left her when he found out she had plans to cut his genitals off in his sleep, and tried to go back to his old lady friend, but she got hit by a truck. The perfect girl said she saw it all happen before it happened, so the lawyer suspected she was involved in his significant other's death.
2👍 2👎
Posers. Non-unique. Every one of them look the same and like Bratz dolls. They all have emo hair and heads way too big for their tiny little bodies.
Perfection Dolls is a clique where they all hype each other up and tell each other how perfect they are. Their poster band is Cinema Bizarre (a glam trash band from Germany who are primarily Wapanese but do have some talent).
Emo children. Posers. Attention seekers. Camera whores. Perfectioin Dolls are a beauty perfection group that bases everything on your looks and not your intelligence. And no, I've never applied to Perfection Dolls. I'm not that lame.
None of these people are individual. The owner is Jase aka Goth a 25 year old male in England.
There is always drama on the site and their members change frequently, either by deletion or they leave over squabbles.
Unfortunate souls that seek membership are often those with low self esteem and no lives other than needing verification from someone on the internet.
And no, I've never applied to Perfection Dolls. I'm not that lame.
21👍 35👎
A mute, pearl-diving, tuba-playing, flat-headed, midget gymnast with no gag-reflex, that can suck-start a Harley Davidson.
Took my perfect woman out for a date last night...she serenaded me with her tuba, while wearing the pearl necklace that it took her nearly a year to make...all the while doing the splits with my beer resting on her head. After that, she crammed my whole tailpipe down her throat and started my bike...and the best part is that she'll never even say a word about what we did when we got back to my place. What a woman!!!
13👍 19👎
usually people who start with either a M or a R. always smile. laugh. smoke. and eat. they love each other.
the perfect couple thinks love is seaking the greater good in the other person
14👍 22👎
A "Perfect Storm" occurs during intercourse, when an individual pisses on his or her partner, farts in their face, then slaps them so hard that they see stars. The piss represents the the rain, the fart represents thunder, and the stars they see represent lightning. Thus creating a "perfect storm".
angry dragon rusty trombone golden shower sex anal piss slap
I was mad at my girlfriend last night, so during sex I gave her a "Perfect Storm".
angry dragon rusty trombone golden shower sex anal piss slap
48👍 99👎
Someone who is too damn perfect she's a goddess
Liyana is beyond perfect and she defines it.
4👍 4👎
When an individual sits down on the toilet and anticipates a "no wipe" condition. In doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.
Shit man that was fast!!! Dude I had the perfect storm....yea I just dropped one...NO WAY
4👍 4👎