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when you have sex with a girl in a spiderman outfit, then return later on in the day with no outfit on. and have sex with her again acting like you never met her.
i pulled a peter parker on a girl the other day.
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A woman's swollen lower belly from repeated sex with a man with a huge penis.
Susan's always had a nice figure, but since she met that guy her lower tummy has gotten big, hes obviously banging her really good with a big penis because she has a peter belly now.
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St. Peter's is the basically the same as a Nazi death camp. It goes from kindergarten to 8th grade. Up to 4th grade it seems like a nice school. 5th grade up... its a nightmare. The teachers are evil. The uniforms are crap. The nun smokes and the kids are very afraid. The kids who go there are mostly rich even if they think they aren't. Some are cool and some are dicks. Ever since the theater was closed down now they have nowhere to go but cold stone. Not to mention a lot of the kids who come out of that school end up very racist because the white to black ratio is like 90:1. Feel bad for these kids. I'm one of them.
I cant wait to get out of St. Peter's.
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using a pipe organ while giving a blowjob to somone that has rabies and is slightly gnawing on the base of your penis. also known as cornbluffering, shitcocking, or doin' da dirty.
Wanna go peter piper?
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The Chief, Old man leprochon, british bastard.
Has bright red hair and crazy knees. Wears green everyday. In love with a girl who has strange looking thumbs. Also in love with a girl J.F.
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