Baked Potato

The act of "pooping" in ones backpack so a hot steamy suprise awaits the backpack owner.

...............................Baked Potato...................................

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potato ninja

ninjas who fight the under ground potato overlord...or the leser know big potato

potato 1:oh no potato ninja

potato 2;slow potatoy death

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coach potato

An extremely lazy coach; posts when practice/game is an hour before practice/game, so half of the team shows up;

-When is your next game? Maybe my team will play you.

-How the hell should I know!!! Mr.______ is such a coach potato.

-Oh, haha, sucks for you.

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Potato whore

A girl that wants to get fucked so mad she puts potatoes in her vagina

"oh god im so horny fuck me with that potato" said a potato whore

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Mashed Potatoes

When a female presses her breasts up against a window, ususaly from within a car, or from a deck where a hot tub is in use. Giving the viewer on the other side of the glass a view of her pressed tits. The effect is similar to a "presses ham" where you'd see ass instead of tit.

1. A girl presses her breasts to the sliding glass deck door, from the hot tub side.
Zoe: Look! Lisa's got her tits up against the window!

Donna: Oh. My. God! She's got such great tits!

Greg: Now that's what I call some nice mashed potatoes!

Zoe and Donna, together: That's brilliant!

2. Delayed effect.
Did someone give the window a mashed potato? There's nipple prints on the glass.

3. Observed at the bar.
Her top was so tight as to give the impression that her tits were like mashed potatos.

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Meat and Potatoes

A technique used by Australian football players to cram their packages into the extremely small footy shorts provided to them.
This technique is carried out by squashing the mans shaft to one side of his pants while his cods are placed on the other side. Hence Meat and Potatoes.

Johnno: *Squashes his package into place* "Yep, I can actually run now."
Also see:
Cut Lunch

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Potato Queen

n. an homosexual Asian male who is sexually attracted exclusively to (usu. older) white males. Cf. Sticky Rice, Rice Queen, Mashed Potato

Daoqing is the biggest Potato Queen on the Scene. He must have been screwed by every white guy from here to Paris.

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