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It's a passive self-protection system for the battle tanks, especially against kinetic energy penetrators and shaped charges. It is used wolrdwide, although the Russian system differs slightly.
The Russian reactive armour consists of Ukrainian washing machines and toilets while they're liberating their neighboring country from Nazis.
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Considering the fact that an egg is, for all intensive purposes, a chicken's period, and vodka has for many generations been the drink of choice for Russians. It is only appropriate that a Russian Period be a raw egg floated atop a shot of vodka.
Did you see the Russian Period Matt just drank? I hope he doesn't throw up!
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Russia as a nation is the archetype of victims of propaganda, althought they are definitely collectively responsible for their second-rate Hitler, a.k.a. Vladolf Putler and his lust for the new Lebensraum. They're particularly prone to adopt all kind of isms and not least due to their slavish nature, meaning subjugated, ignorant herd souls. First they were enslaved by the Mongols, then they were serfs and eventually they became guinea pigs of the Marx's utopian society experiment. So these tools have found a new religion, again, and today they are jingoistic Putler followers that have ruined their future by following this delusional little man who started a large-scale offensive war against a sovereign country.
Vlad's "special military operation" has proved to be a real clusterfuck and Putinstan going to lose the war, propaganda zombies don't get it yet 'cause they are phlegmatic, thus Putler continues to tell fairy-tales. Talking about fairy-tales; if Putler had Pinocchio's nose that grows when he lies... Hmm, it doesn't work, it's hard to find such a long table even in the Kremlin that his nose wouldn't be on the lap of another liar sitting opposite of him - besides, it would look weird in pictures, not least of its homoerotic charge when Putler's nose would be e.g. on the General Gerasimov's lap.
It takes some time for the phlegmatic Russian propaganda zombies until they realize their megalomaniac little man has tricked them cause of his obsession, but sooner or later it will happen.
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Noun.
1. One who is obsessed with Star Wars. May be a direct descendant of the star wars kid.
2. One that lingers around after a party is long over to ask questions like "Whats it like to smoke a ciggerete?" and "Whats it like to get drunk?". All while he can stop being a pansy pussy assnut and try it for himself. Once isn't going to kill you. Also see: pussy and clueless.
3. One who continuously cracks very lame jokes, in an attempt to gain attention, yet fails at every attempt.
4. I might go to hell for making fun of you, but its well worth the effort. People like you drive me mad.
Yo, why do you annoy everyone around you with your piss ass questions, and take that fucking star wars shirt off, you're in the middle of a party, and shut the fuck up, that joke was not funny. What are you, a Russian George?
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Playing Russian roulette with any of the Nerf revolver guns (such as the "Maverick," "Strongarm," or "Spectre"). A safe way to play Russian Roulette.
There was nothing to do at the party so we decided to play Nerf Russian Roulette.
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You have anal sex and you cum in her ass. You make her shit out the cum into a martini glass and make her drink it.
OOO yea that was one tasty White Russian
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The favored toys of Vladimir Putin.
See: Tucker Carlson, Donald Trump, FOX News, GOP
Lydia: Don Jr. is SUCH a Russian Asset!
Angie: Like father, like son.
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