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The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....
After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.
When a hot chic has a wet fart while wearing a white lulu lemon skirt. Due to the lack of underwear and tightness of the soda skirt, the brown squirt will be Apparent to anyone who has the misfortune of being behind her.
Ben, your bean burritos were so good and spicey but, shit, I had a rusty Lulu while running that 5k. Knew I should have gone with the black skirt today!
A hooker whos legs are so tired from fucking that they move as if they are starting to rust
I tried to spead that hookers legs like nothing but i guess she was a rusty hooker
The act of a man fucking a person in the ass and when he pulls out with a shit covered dick he tucks it in between his legs to look like a woman.
Taylor performed a rusty tucker with Dom last night.
Eating the ass of a homeless man that's just had question mexican food for lunch. All while wearing a French maid outfit.
Man, I was so drunk last night I went down to the shelter and did the Ol Rusty Harcok. I feel like I need a shower.
the sexual act of taking an amputated duck’s foot, shoving it up the receiver’s butthole, pulling it out, and then slapping their face with it.
guy 1: "dude, i heard you fucked that chick over there."
guy 2: "yeah, we went hard last night. i even gave her a rusty webber!"
guy 1: "dude that's fucking gross..."
guy 2: "fuck you dude! she loved that shit!"
When someone is performing a rim job and simultaneously giving a handjob. At the moment of ejaculation, the thumb of free hand slides into the chocolate starfish.
"This freaky chick is giving me a Rusty Trombone like a jazz legend, but then she flips the script and turns it into a Rusty Thumboni. Now she's my wife"