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when a women or male gets jizzed all over his or her face they waits til it dries up.then you break into a house (which has a small child around 5 years of age).Automatically the will think you are santa.tell him that the only way to be on the nice list is to take a penis up the ass(or in a womens sake puts on a strap on.).after the anal sex you kill the child and stuff the body down the chimeny.
david and sarah did a salty santa clause 3 times in the last 5 nights.
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One, man or woman, who has an impeccable amount of Flump in his salt sack and is a legend among gods AKA Flurb
Damn That Flurb over there has such a large amount of Flump in his salt sack He best be sharrin' it with me son! I am deprived of my Salty Flump Sack and its running dry cause my reserves of Flump have run out
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pussy, poon-tang, bearded clam, hairy taco, beaver, mommy parts, cous-cous. you know, the vagina.
I've got a nice sausage here for your salty sauce gobbler.
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Threesome Sex with 2 guys and 1 girl. After finishing up penetrating the vag and poop chute. Each man then proceeds to pull their manhood out, and shoot their goody juice into both ears of the girl. Keeping them warm in case it is cold.
That girl Sally sure likes Salty Ear Muffs. She can't get enough!
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when one takes a anal spreader and puts it in ones butthole and then takes a stick of would with barbwire around it and puts in in and out of ones butthole then takes a bowl or bucket of salt and pours in the cut up butthole
austin gave rocco a ye salty butthole last night
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A band consisting of Salty Nemesis and well, the prostitutes. They play a guitar, bang on a guitar, and a remote control comb thing. A song by them is Lead Me to the Hotel. They're not that great...
Person 1: WOAH! Have you been listening to Salty Nemesis and the Prostitutes lately!?
Person 2: No, they suck. They'd be so much better if the prostitutes were shirtless and whoring on the streets.
Person 1: ...
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(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.
Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?
Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.
Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.
Kristy: You have no idea.
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