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The urge to touch one's self. To please your naughty bits mindlessly.
I made sweet love to Jimmy Urine and now I'm gonna Mindlessly Indulge Myself. *fingers anus rapidly*
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one's inability to accept himself; one without self; one's tendency to live unhappily in accordance with principles which he does not understand but values because not to value these principles would introduce him to a reality which, though he senses its existence and its rightness, he fears acknowledging.
Your low self esteem effects me and that is why i dislike you.
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When members of a large cult or religious group commit mass suicide. When people whom the world, and the gene pool could really do without, decide to take their own lives in mass quantity.
1.Cult leader Jim Jones asked 914 of his followers to join him in natural self selection by drinking the fruit punch.
2. I wish everyone on E! t.v. would finally give into natural self selection.
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Q: How can that incredibly hot chick be interested in him?
A: She's a self-employed model
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To suck one's own penis while defecating.
I was sitting on the toilet with candles lit and Yanni music playing and got really turned on while pinching a loaf. So i gave myself a Self Induced Blumpkin. The smell of my own poop made me cum into my mouth.
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Best band in... New Jersey although they are not from New Jersey, they are the best band in new jersey, i love em
Jimmy urine from MSI is the shit
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An indie rock band from Sacramento, California. They formed in 2004, and is the first band to sign to Rushmore Records. The five-piece has an EP out, Take It How You Want It (2005), as well as the recently released full-length album Telling Secrets to Strangers (2007).
Self Against City = Amazing band
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