two shakes of a lamb's tail

Colloquial phrase representing an undefined short time period

I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail

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Go eat a cat then shake it !

Postmortem feline consumption then gyration

YOU: Go eat a cat then shake it !
them : :|

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Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly

A slow and casual form of masturbation. A good transition from vigorous mastubation such as flogging the dolphin.

Yesterday I was flogging the dolphin and got tired so I decided to start Shaking Hands With Dr. Jolly.

flogging the dolphin masturbation

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Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)

To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

she shake it like jelly

when yo butty shake like jelly, duh
what icespice said in her song called deli

She a baddie, she showin’ her panty
She shake it like jelly
Hunnit bands in Chanely
But I’m still shakin’ a*s in the deli

two shakes of a lambs tail

Soon. Originally from areas in Yorkshire and Wales. Spread throughout the Southern Hemisphere in the nineteenth and twentieth centuries, mostly in parts of Australia and the whole of New Zealand.

Kiwi #1, "Hey bru, have you finished with that beautiful young sheep? Is it my turn yet?"
Kiwi #2, "Yeah cuz, just gimme two shakes of a lamb's tail to clean myself up here. Primo Flossy."

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shaking my head sadly

A sad forlorn shaking of the head.

The way the early Beatles Paul and Ringo look on the cover of Seargent Peppers - shaking my head sadly - smhs

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