Shit Whip

Verb. Near-instantaneous face plant. When someone face plants extremely hard and fast. Term coined by Rob Dyrdek on the show Ridiculousness (first appearance: Season 1, Episode 11 "Biker Fox")

"Did you see Tim ride his bike hard into that curb? It was a total shit whip!"

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shitting donuts

(o)<==== acronym for having anal sex.

Had her shitting donuts last night.

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Shit pump

A term used in the Canadian forces to describe a soldier who is utterly useless. Cannot do anything right.

" God damn Pte. McDonald, you are such a fucking a shit pump"

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Shit Swipe

when a courtesy flush does not do the trick and skid marks are still present, a shit swipe is in need. When you flush the toilet and the water receeds, grab a handful of toilet paper and "swipe" the skid marks. this should leave your toilet bowl clean.

That shit i just took was so large, i had to shit swipe.

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no shit sherlock

meaning 'well of course dumbass!'
other phrases like this include grass is green

bob: i lost my brain! =)
jim: no shit sherlock

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joe as shit

When you act a little to eager for things also used interchangeably with the word drawlin. look up drawlin

Yo you joe as shit right now

Nah don't be joe

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Shit Tier

Skills bested by even the worst players. Unskilled to the point where replacement by literal shit is an improvement.

"That scum bag is shit tier at League of Legends"

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