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A result of not having social commitments that you care about, leading to a lack of fomo which makes you revert to a human's natural state of sleeping for hours on end.
"I slept for 12 hours last night and I'm still tired?"
"Yup probably cause of sleep inertia."
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When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere
“When your mom makes beans and ur eat a fucking shit ton and you end up waking up in the middle of the night throwing up everywhere,” said Keith. “Is that the meaning of bean sleep baby girl?” asked Obama.”yessir,”exclaimed Keith.
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Sleep sandwiching is a form of sleep walking involving the making of a sandwich. It is most commonly a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The afflicted will have no memory of the event come morning. They may also seem slightly dazed or confused.
WARNING: Do not attempt to wake the afflicted individual. As with any form of sleep walking, it can be highly dangerous and traumatic to do so. Sleep sandwichers will often be extremely defensive of their sandwich and the waker may be putting themselves in harms way.
Possible side effects of sleep sandwiching include greater variation in weight, morning grogginess, increased reports of hauntings, and very very confused housemates, who do not understand how the peanut butter ended up in the bathroom.
My brother suffers from chronic sleep sandwiching.
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sleeping + dabbing!
What could go wrong!
Sleep dabbing is when your in a dream and you snipe a enemy from the other side of the map,
Your sleeping mind can only do one thing, D A B !
Friend at sleepover: Hey, did you just start sleep-dabbing?
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Shakeout sleep is the term used to describe sleeping when having just drunk a milkshake. (Innuendo not intended) The act typically results in a bizarrely upset stomach the following morning. ( Again...innuendo not intended)
Friend: Damn boi? Did you just shakeout sleep. I told you that was a bad idea.
Shakeout sleeper: F you, I do wot I want.
Friend: *facepalm*
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“ Sleep is Beauty and Beauty is the beast”
REFERS TO SLEEPING BEAUTY
I have no idea I just said somethinge and it sounded deep
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This occurs when your partner is snoring obnoxiously loud. You proceed to squat over your partner’s face and drop a nice steamy log(s) into his or her mouth, which will stop the snoring. Unfortunately, this may cause Sleep Crapnea as your partner may be unable to breathe because of the foul odor that now lives inside his or her mouth.
P.S. This is a bad idea to attempt if one has consumed an irritant such as Chipotle or Taco Bell within the last 48 hours. Diarrhea is a high risk within this range of time, and will definitely awake the partner into a frenzy.
Tyrant: Yo bro, me and a couple dudes are gonna hit the bar after work today. You in?
Big Easy: Nah bro I can’t make it. My wife’s still pissed off about the Sleep Crapnea she had last night. Turns out I had major diarrhea from Taco Tuesday last night. When I went to drop a log in her mouth to stop her outrageous snoring, I accidentally pushed too hard and I blew shit all over her face. It was a massive shitstorm and she almost kicked me outta the house. I told her I was sleepwalking and thought her face was the toilet and she totally bought it.
Tyrant: Dude you gotta be more careful next time. Could’ve just made her sleep on the couch or the sidewalk.
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