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a very ugly person can be described as the following
he looked like a bag of smashed assholes
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somthing thats is especially unpleasant/discusting
I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes
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when you finish having sex with a hoe and/or slut, and you are not satisfied you smack her with your dick and you shove your cock in her mouth.
Patrick: "Hey what happened with you and that hoe Jill from the club last night?"
Bob: "Oh man she was trash, I had to super smash that hoe"
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To have a pudgy, rectangular face in the form of a a deep sea crustacean, 'Crab'
Renee Zellweger has a smashed crab face
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An X rated version of Duck, Duck, Goose. The game consists of a group of at least 5 girls sitting around in a circle and one guy outside of the circle. The guy walks around the circle and says pass to each girl until he reaches the girl that he is trying to get with, where he says smash. Once this happens the guy runs around the circle and if he is able to sit down in her spot before she tags him then the girl has to fuck him. If the guy gets tagged, well then he's a pussy.
Girl 1: "Did you hear that Sierra fucked DeQuan?"
Girl 2: "Yeah, but she lost in Pass, Pass, Smash. That nigga was too damn quick!"
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Brawl is Basically the greatest game ever that will come out for the wii. There is nothing bad about brawl as it is totally flawless in every way. The only games that comes within even a tenth of its greatness, are guitar hero, and maybe halo. The rest of the games in the world just arent that good. WIIS RULE!!!
P.S. Who ever bought a PS3 should Suck Monkey nuts!!
I am Going to buy 16000 copies of Smash Bros. Brawl when it comes out!!!!!!!
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Brandan smashed one out at the computer while watching MILF porn at 7am before any of his coworkers arrived at work.
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