Stupid Monkey

A weed (marijuana) hang-over. When recovering from getting way too stoned or roofied, you say, "Stupid Monkey!" as an exclamation of how you feel, as if you are passing the blame to a monkey instead of yourself.

Oh man I got so stoned last night, I feel like shit now... Stupid Monkey!!

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Stupid Juice

Alcohol. The good stuff. Alcoholic beverage that enables one to become more comfortable/confident in social situations.

Yo, let me get a shot of that stupid juice.

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stupid mick

An ethnic epithet for an Irishman, usually resultant of their angry, druken temperament.

Matt O'Meara, a man from Dublin who has no common sense, is a stupid mick

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stupid funny

stupid is where youre trying to be funny and it works

Amya: Anisha is so stupid funny

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Stupid Tax

Legal fees paid to an attorney to get you acquitted or a plea deal for minor criminal conduct such as public intoxication, DUI or simple possession.

Friend 1: Hey did you hear that Bob got busted last night for DUI?

Friend 2: Oh yeah? Guess he'll have to pay the stupid tax to some criminal attorney.

Attorney: I can get you a plea deal or go to trial on that weed bust but you'll have to pay $2500 for the stupid tax first.

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dumb-stupid

someone who is not very smart more than once or
someone who is not very smart on just one occassion

You dumb-stupid, cus u should've neva got n a fight wit dat girl, now her sister gon whoop ya ass.

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Stupid Hat

Technically known as "trapper hats" or "bomber hats"

Stupid hats are usually lined with fur (real or fake) and have flaps that hang over the ears and can be tied up over the head.

Usually worn by aging hipsters, hunters, college students, and obnoixious teenaged girls.

Ew, did you see what our philoshophy teacher was wearing?" "Yeah, he's such an old hipster. I hate stupid hats. lolol

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