Sultan Cool

1. A blond, curly haired kid that currently resides in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Typically can be spotted playing baseball, or pushing carts at the local Meijer. Secretly is leading a revolution to take control of his high school, and eventually the world.

See also: Waldo Wellerton

"Whattup, Sultan?"
"Not too much Max-o."

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Cool moosing

To be afk at the worst time possible and tell nobody you are going afk

"well we were about to beat the level but he started cool moosing."

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cool cat

a special person whose presence you enjoy immensely

I just love hanging out with Anna, she's such a cool cat!

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Cool Boss

A Boss who buys you lunch.

Cool Boss:
Since we’re now a ‘team’ according to the org chart, do you fancy going out for a team pub lunch tomorrow?
Me:
Does that mean it gets expensed?
Cool Boss:
Sure!
Me:
I'm in!

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Bubba Cool

Very cool, awesome. Generally cool.

Danngg, that jacket is bubba cool!

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cool player

not really caring, changing subject out of disregard. When your not impressed with someone telling you somehting but you got to say something anyway.

Ex.1
Guy1-'dood I just got this sweet CD!!' Guy2- 'cool player'

Ex.2
Guy1-'hey, i fucked your sister last nite'
Guy2-'cool player'

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Cool Plague

The Cool Plague happened a long time ago - it is also known as the birth of Swagger. Before Christ, there was a massive sickness that caused thousands of people to be unbelievably awesome and cool. The infected were known as the 'Ill ridden.' The sickness was preserved until an accidental outbreak of a tampered Cool Plague infection in 1518 which caused the Dancing Plague. Those who inherit this infection are also 'Ill ridden'

That motherfucker is Ill ridden! He must have the Cool Plague virus!

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