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To relieve yourself as the opportunity presents itself, in anticipation of and extended period of time where you may not have the resources to do so, even though you may not currently feel the need to relieve yourself.
"Baker is the next rest stop, and it's not for 120 miles, I better top down while we're stopped".
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Bullet of the armor piercing variety.
Better back up or I'll be liftin the lid off this glock and lighin off a few "copper tops".
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High quality alcohol. The most expensive of it's type.
Get me a Grey Goose and cranberry. I only drink top shelf Vodka.
person 1: I got wasted off of cheap Tequila last weekend. I had a nasty hangover!
person 2: Well, that's what you get for not drinking top shelf.
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Someone who is a top but doesn't dominate, they let their bottom guide them.
It's me. I am the service top in question. I'm hot and sexy, hmu!
@nika_d_vise
Bottom: Fuck me in the ass!!!!!
Service Top (Me): Damn shawty, I'll do annnnnything for your fine ass! ;)
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it is when you have anal sex with someone, then pulling out your penis which is covered in their shit and then getting your shit covered penis sucked, blowjob.
After having anal sex
Matilda: wow that was great
Nathaneal: ready for desert?
Matilda: mmm... is it your choc top?
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Jenny was very shy so she asked the health department nurse for a supply of top hats.
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This is a fabulous expression used by only the funniest slash classiest of people. In normal terms it is an expression of positive agreement but when used in certain circumstances it is both an incredibly sweet and funny way to answer somebody.
Words and expressions such as ponchomania, wicca wicca blazin' squad, sore throat, katie and ellie, ElleGirl, Elemayo, genious and may weeare all TOP NOTCH.
Have fun using this saying and well done to its creator!
Perv nudists are not top notch.
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