2 and a wakeup

meaning in jail that yuo have 2 days and a wakeup left

1:hey man when u gettin out
2:i only got 2 and a wakeup left then im gone

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Rule 2

You DO NOT talk about fight club.

Person 1: What happened to your face?

Person 2: Can't talk about it.

Person 1: Rule 2?

Person 2:....

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Halo 2

Halo 2 is a sequal to halo 1. It offers kick ass games such as capture the flag, oddball, jaugernaut, and The trule fucking awesome Team slayer. Which i guess over all rates a million to a kickass game.

DOOD says jason Schriber, to evan long.
"quote on quote" u wanna play some team slayer, AHHLL no dood i dont wanna loose my rank, replies evan. I loose your rank says schriber as he shoots him with his soward and slashes him with is plasma pistol.

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2 for 1

When you hire a pregnant hooker and she starts giving birth during intercourse. It is a girl so you start having sex with it too.

Mike: hey how was your weekend?
Chuck: I had a 2 for 1 behind a Denny's yesterday.

Mike: -sad moan- You are a monster.

Chuck: Yea, my court date is on friday.

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itanium 2

Extremley fast 64 bit intel processor that uses EPIC architecture. Designed for high end servers and workstations. The Itanium 2 makes the g5 look like a 386 boatanchor.

THe Itanium 2 is the fastest single chip in the world.

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November 2

November 2nd is the day of year where a short friend may slap one of their tallest friends on the face

J: what day is it?

E: November 2nd

J:...oh no

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2-planker

A slang term for a skier give as a friendly jibe by his snowboarder buddies. becoming archaic as the heady days of the skier vs. snowboarder feuds are on the wane.

Snowboarder: "Hey 2-planker, good job crossing you tips back there! they teach you that in dork school?"

Skier: "Well, l I would have been fine if you knuckledraggers hadn't scraped the snow from the trails"

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