The Andy’s Theory Effect is a effect where people respond immediately right after you text him.
He has the Andy’s Theory Effect
The quarter Back for the Bengals that’s leading his team to be compared to The Dolphins.
Idiot Friend : Andy Dalton is the Best QB in the league , he should be compared to Vick
Funny friend : Omg I’m so sorry I didn’t know you were demented
The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker
Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.
Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
the bread eater, asks his son andi to make him some bread and mash goes like gf.
andi's dad: ANDI where is my fucking bread u dam prick, i want sourdough bitch. andi: yes father but let me finish making more money then emma because she owns me and i dont like getting owned. andi's dad: syd pal and hurry
A mad fucka who does whatever he wants. The leader of his group and is not afraid to sink beers and smoke darts with the boys on a Saturday. Most likely the best dancer/singer/actor in the country he lives in. Andy Carlton makes people wish they were him.
"I wish I could be like Andy Carlton the beast" and "I wish Andy Carlton would come and get burgered with us this weekend"
A sexy man beast with uncontrollable facial hair. Farts a lot. Fucks like a turttle on crack.
An amazing guy that lives in southern Illinois. Big heart. An amazing friend. Literally the funniest man on planet earth.
I wish I had a Andy Miller in my life. I would so much happier.