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An empty Coors Light "cold activated can" left out side of a window to determine if it is warm, cold or "super cold" outside. Works best in colder climates.
When Steve noticed his Coors Light thermometer was at super cold he decided to skip class that morning.
A special chance meeting at a red light with someone of lesser intelligence who just cut you off and/or sped in front of you so that they could get in front of you. Usually the result of wasteful speeding and/or reckless driving.
"The other day I had a red light rendezvous with a Mustang that cut me off for no reason. I promptly gave him the finger."
Looking into the eyes of this person makes you feel like swimming in the most beautiful light-blue ocean of the world, save, fascinated and overwhelmed by that beauty. Like diving deep into the ocean you can loose track about time when diving into those ocean eyes.This girl is your comfort place and makes you wanna come back instantly after leaving.
Person 1: Who is your light-blue?
Person 2: You can't be real asking me that question .. of course my light-blue is ...
Person 1: Your gf Emma isn't it?
Person 2: Emmaa <3
someone who takes joy in killing prostitues. most commenly by strangling them, before, during or after sex.
Red light wrangler
Peter: "killing prostitues isn't funny, because they're all ready dead on the inside"
Being absolutely smashed after just 1 or 2 drinks.
Did you see Ewejin last night? he was vomiting after 2 beers.
oh. damn. what a light weight drinker
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someone who lights up your life when your days are dark and you cant see you way without that special someone
in a relationship when the other person is having a bad day and the other persom just light up thier life and becomes the light of my life
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