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Montana Paint is what you get when you mix buffalo shit with snow and smear it on a fence or house. It falls off 9 months later when it thaws but by then you've already been paid and drank all the money.
The house looks like hell, Jimmy. Mix up some Montana paint and freshen up the brown parts for Momma.
When a guy loses his virginity
Dude you're totally losing your paint brush tonight.
Best application ever, you can draw anything you dream of with quality lower than the Nintendo DSi Camera. It is sadly exclusive to Windows so Mac users can't use the best software in history.
Simp: I drew my favorite streamer in a 18+ pose with Microsoft Paint and now I'm gonna print it out and tape it to my pillow.
Everyone else: Ew bro everyone knows you can only use it for drawing masterpieces, get yo crap out of here!
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Having sex with your girl while she's on her period.
Painting the post can happen once a month.
A group of basic white girls that didn’t make the real cheer team and bitch boys who play soccer that suck off the football team
The paint crew are a ton of jerks!
The results of a Firearm being stuck in your mouth, and having the trigger depressed.
Steve:"Did you hear that Phil killed himself by Butt Chugging bleach?"
Johnny:"Nahh dude, he shot himself. Left a nice Brain Painting."
A rude or empty stare from an old person (who probably sniffed lead paint growing up).
I was working at applebees when I asked an old guy if he liked the food. Then he hit me with that lead paint stare.
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