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To have a sweet boner, that's super hard and doesn't bend
":Yo Dude, I have totally rock-penis right now"
"This chick was walking by and a I got a sweet rock-penis"
"I was watching porn last night and got a major rock-penis"
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Rock that has a southern sound to it, have many southern friends, sometimes even put up a nice confederate flag in there posters, and sounds like they're doing chew because you can't understand what the fuck they're saying ex Nickleback, Creed, Def Lepard, Lynard Skynard, and ZZ Topp
Redneck: Hey nigger you ever listen to some Nickleback?
African-American: Yeah they're really shitty
Redneck: ITS CONFEDERATE ROCK NOW DIE!!!!
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Crack cocaine mixed with black tar heroin. The crack is melted in a spoonful of water, and when it becomes oily a piece of heroin is added, then mixed in with the coke as it hardens. The end result is "Chocolate Rock".
Smoking this chocolate rock is just as good as slamming a speedball.
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a man who looks like a rock
never stops sweating and teaches math at sjncc his teaching is pointless as he doesn't even teach u properly
dislikes students with the name Lara rasul,grace carter e.t.c
sends u out if u are being sensible or naughty
Mr rock sent me out because i was looking at the wall as it is now apparently illegal to look at the wall.
similar words: Mrs Bryan, Mrs Allen , Mrs Angus , Mrs guzy e.t.c
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a white raprocker from the Detroit area who thinks women should be on their knees giving head to "macho" studmuffins like himself. His songs are obscenity - ridden pornographic sexist trash. He thinks that because he supports George W. Bush, wears a flag, cusses like a stevedore, supports the Iraq war, "supports the troops", smokes cigars, covers cock rock "classics" and likes Bob Seger that he's an "American Badass". He also calls himself the BullGod. He scored a big hit with Sheryl Crow that was Number One for God knows how many weeks where he whines about "since you been gone I'm in the hotel room with cocaine and whiskey". Well boo fucking hoo, Kid Rock, I really feel sorry for you. Wah! He had a hit album called "Cocky". Well, Mick Jagger is cocky, but he is cool. He and the other Stones are a talented thrill. The title says says it all about Kid Rock. He is an American Asshole. Another example: a Kid Rock song titled "You'll Never See Another Motherfucker Like Me". He's the one who said it. The stacked Pamela Anderson is married to this cretin. He's an arrogant, stupid all-around shithead.
Kid Rock is a prime example of what's wrong with popular music today. Just a bunch of vulgar no talent, image-conscous, arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet Jupiter. Rotten crap.
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The most 1337 gamer in PC and xbox 360 gaming. he's prestiged 10 times in both modern warfares, got 1000/1000 in all games, eats hot pockets and dominate everyone in left 4 dead pc. hands down, GANGSTA
Mik: " alright guys lets beat these noobs, uh yeah gangsta!"
*swamp rock joins enemy team*
Mik: "never mind guys we're gonna.." *gets headshotted by swamp rock*
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Real funny movie starring Jack Black.
(this is Trav but i found out someone else uses the name Trav so i use TravTH now)
I saw School of Rock yesterday.
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