Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.

“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”

seasonal relationship

A relationship that is only during a month or so

girl 1: me and my seasonal relationship are getting together again

Lynx Season

Lynx Season is the period after Christmas where every man smells of Lynx Africa deodorant after receiving it as a last minute present.

Abigail: I can't stand the smell of all the dudes in Subway.
Fiona: Yeah, it must be Lynx Season again.

Montreal Steak Seasoning

A seasoning containing a variety of herbs and spices. Can be used on many different meats from beef to poultry. Usually used by people that are not good at cooking and commonly used on chicken and rice.

Man Zachary is using montreal steak seasoning again? He must on be a basic bitch.

Gyatting season

Gyatting season refers to the season of the gyatt. The gyatting season starts with the 2nd of feburary, and ends on the 4th of may. During the Gyatting season, people may choose to hit their homies' gyatt so hard that their testicles simultaneously combust.

You know it's gyatting season right? *slaps gyatt*
Are you ready for gyatting season next week? It's gonna be lit.