Two ends of a cunt.

Irish slang term & insult.

Used to describe a person of ill repute, nasty, beligerent and ignorant, lacking in manners and tact.

That Connor beats his wife he is the ''Two ends of a cunt.''

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huckleberry two-step

Eating so many berries that you get diarrhea.

Sam and I went berry picking this weekend, and we ate so many berries that we spent all of Sunday doing the huckleberry two-step, running to the toilet every 20 minutes with diarrhea.

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two face bitch

When you have a best friend who you think is a wonderful person but when you're gone they talk shit on you with your ex boyfriend (or whoever else they fucking can)

the two face bitch: "WOW I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BEST FRIENDS FOREVER JK YOURE SUCH A LOSER WEIRDO GOD I HATE YOU"

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The Two-Way Truffle

The Two-Way Truffle is when a person pisses and shits on their partner in a simultaneous order. Usually used during sexual intercourse.

That girl is a freak man, she hit me with The Two-Way Truffle.

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goodie-two-shoes

Someone who always does what's right and not what they're supposed to do.

"That goodie-two-shoes grassed up his own mother! The little bastard..."

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Two bucks

Derogatory term used not to define but to offend. Yelled at women dressed overly provocatively when they really shouldn't be - ie: when they're older than 25, younger than 16, heavier than 60 kilo's, when their arse is wider than the taxi they just got out of or when the temperature is below 10 degrees celcius.

'Hey dude check out those cheap lookin sluts waitin to get into that club!' 'Slow the car down a bit man and give it a rev.. *yells out of window* TWO BUCKS!' 'You'd want change out of that too man!'

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Georgia two ton

when a fat chick makes you get on all fours and shits on your back and She then proceeds to tenderize it with her belly fat, smacking against it repeatedly.

damn Andrew's girlfriend gave him a Georgia two ton last night! he didn't look so good this morning.

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