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Posh Wank

Other than meaning masturbatinh whilst wearing a condom it can be referred to someone who is posh or has a posh accent

Aaron - "I got my butler to take out the trash this morning"
Lewis - "Aaron you're such a posh wank"

by Broseph1231 July 19, 2015

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dank or wank

Good or bad, 'yea or nay'. Dank being good, wank being bad.

Lad1: "Miley Cyrus, dank or wank?"
Lad2: "Her music? Wank. Her arse? Dank!!!"

by thejollyjellyfish69 March 5, 2015

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wank hot

A girl so tasty that thinking about her is sufficient motivation when you tickle the pickle, without having to resort to porn.

Guy 1: you watch porn?
Guy 2: nah man, my girl is wank hot. Don't need it.

by Nerdalotapus February 14, 2015

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Side Wank

When you lie on your side and have a cheeky wank, always with your back against the door, so if people walk in you can give them an over shoulder sketchy go away look

Brett: Parmjit was having a side wank the other day
Joel: He disgusts me

by parmjitandthekids April 6, 2011

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Wanking afteritch

Where someone wanks (usually straight after an intial wank or just after.) and get a really dry, itchy dick after that needed alot of careful scratching.

I got wanking afteritch. Why didn't I wait...

Coz lucys so damn hot, that why! Aww it's so dry and itchy!

by Coolthatsounds February 2, 2010

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clean wanking

a person who masterbates in the bath or shower to avoid stainning there clothes or bedding

i heard that he is clean wanking now

by manx aribter January 27, 2009

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Wank Mistress

A Women that is designed to enhance a mans pleasure through various activities, and through various ways of masturbating.

"Oh darling, you are a wonderful Wank Mistress. You make it so much more fun."

by __SanTa__ February 8, 2009

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