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When a guy has gap teeth and eats out a girl with a hairy vagina in a way that brushes through the hair like a comb.
Wow you see that guy near the window? His mouth would make a great cunt comb!
Slang for the Clitoris
...and as the passion consumed them his hands searched eagerly for her cunt-nipple.
An Irish slang term for “Funny guy”
Often heard in North Dublin
Eg: “Did you hear your man James down in the pub last night, he’s a gas cunt that fella”
Someone who by doing 'jack shit' in a team environment becomes a cunt because the other people in the team have to pull the weight of that person and do extra work.
Joe: "why havent u finished work yet?"
Fred: "coz jason is a jack cunt and im doing what he didnt do."
When one person condescendingly expresses sympathy for another person/team/organisation/country etc. even though they don't really mean it. Often centered around competition.
After a ref blows yet another soft or bogus call in ENGLISH football: "Ah cunts and cakes ! Another free kick for poor poor ol Manchester United eh?! Maybe we should just stop the game and give United some baby bottles to suck on and soothe them before we let them win by way of more false calls?!"
A person (generally female) who's constant propensity to be a bitch is exasperated by the fact that she is morbidly obese. The massive proportion of both her cuntiness and adipose tissue warrant the title. A Jaba the Cunt's life is both defined and punctuated by the fact that she's nothing more than a fat, egocentric, boorish bitch.
Boy: Man, Paula is such a fat fucking bitch. Stupid cunt thinks she knows and owns everything.
Girl: Yeah! She's got more rolls than a pastry shop, she's a total Jaba the Cunt!
1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.
So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"
"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."