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inserting two dildos into your partner's vagina and one dildo in your partner's ass and stimulating them until they scream "THE BRITISH ARE CUMMING"
I gave her the good one if by land two if by sea on Fourth of July last week
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This is simply a lesbian. A lesbian that likes to eat out and dig in deep.
Hey you two, which one is the “Liver Licking Land Lover?”
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1A. A phrase most commonly used when a woman wants someone to know that she is on her period, without saying "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)
1b. A subtle way for girls and women to say they are on their period when social situations make them too afraid to say, "I'm on my period.". (Refer to Example 1 and 3)
2. A phrase used when a woman wants to tell her boyfriend that she is on her period. But, for whatever reason, needs to say it subtely. (Refer to Example 2 and 3)
{Example 1}
Girl 1: Whats wrong? Why don't you want to go swimming?
Girl 2: I just don't. You know I heard that Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain!
Girl 1: Oooh, really? That sucks. If I would have known we would have gone swimming another day.
{Example 2}
Boy: Hey babe.... (starts kissing her and making sexual advances)
Girl: Not today babe, Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
{Example 3}
Boy: Whats wrong? Your so moody, even my mom wants to know what's wrong!
Girl: I'm sorry honey. I heard Disney Land is Closed Due to Rain.
Boy: Wow, well that would explain it.
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-The Thrid oldest sea port in South Carolina. It's history dating all the way back to colonial times when a one Dylanian Dickersonian had a war ship that he stole from the British and established a Marina in the surrounding Georgetown Area. This Marina was later used during the Revolutionary war as a port for the shipping and recieving of goods that were marked illegal by the British Forces. Messages were passed between captains at the Marina through songs sung by a band during that time known as "Old Canoe". They were known as that simply because they often rode around in an old indian canoe and sang the secret cryptic messages of the traders. Songs like "Wayfarer Blues" and "Settle Down". According to records, the bands members include the infamous Dylanian Dickersonian, Marcouis Cotaminaus, who was known for his insane skill on the "drums", and the other member of the band, Jeremiah Coleminari, who was known during the time for his skills on an insturment known as the "guitar".
"Lets go someplace historical, with a good history like "Georgetown Landing Marina" "
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Kemps Landing Magnet School is a place where the smart people are segregated from everyone else. However, there are a great many exceptions to the 'smart' bit. Many people believe that the principal, Mrs. Riesbeck, is a man. Like Ann Coulter. There has been a recent attempt by the School Board to desegregate the school and merge it with a normal public school, but it was voted down.
People say that Kemps Landing Magnet School is the most sheltered middle school in the city. And they're right.
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A more sophisticated way of describing the act of giving a girl/woman oral pleasure (cunnilingus).
- Honey, will you give me oral pleasure?
Sure baby, I'd love to drink honey from the holy land.
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Landing the boat between two islands; dick between boobs
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