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A Texas Hold'em starting hand of a Jack and King offsuit.
From "Jack-King-Off(suit)".
He should've stayed in with that bachelor hand.
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My friend once called 911 because he looked down and his hands were knife hands, he couldnt put the knives down because they were his hands. He said he couldnt pet his cat and he didnt want to be a chef all his life chop chop chop nu-uh chop that. The acid was really tripping him it turned out his fingers came back and Sharon said shes not an angel but thats what an angel would say. My friend really loves his hands
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A variation of tennis played using a handball, two science lab tables, and hands as racquets.
I can't believe wikipedia doesn't think the sport of hand tennis exists!
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The act of slapping a person generally of the opposite hand, also used to establish dominance over a person with a swift, strong hand to slap them.
"Ey tyrone still givin shit"
"Yo know it i had to give dat shithead the pimp hand
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A term used to describe the size of a ladies ass cheek
Sandrine has about a hand and a half per cheek. That badonkadonk is sweet.
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When a previous experience in the restroom with low quality toilet paper results in dinglberries so large that one cannot proceed to take a shit; this then will require immediate removal of the berries so you will be forced to take a shower in a non-familiar location without the proper resources to get the job done, so only one option remains.... your hand
Dude, I had the worst case of Vic-Hand today after taking a dump at Nicks. His toilet paper was so shitty.
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Monk the OCD detecive's problem. Must keep hands clean
I need a wip, Sharona his nurse
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