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A dude that has a girlfriend or wife..but gets treated like he is (her) son
You need a mom wife..do I always have to tell you your underwear are on backwards
The removal of ones testicles during a vasectomy procedure, upon the wives request.
"Oh yeah doc, go ahead and give him the Wife-Stitch. He'll be so much easier to deal with!"
A married woman who keeps up with her wifely duties on a daily basis. She also sells her holes to random men on the weekend to make extra money or because of the sheer need for fulfillment. Be careful some whore wives have been known to bring home diseases and their breath will smell like hot jizz.
My neighbors whore wife is at it again, I’ve got to deal with random dudes coming and going from their house at all hours of the day/night.
The sum of years married divided by the number of marriages.
Jimmy has a really short wife span on average 4 years.
we all know leeknows wife is izzy so be stfu. U PICKLY PIBBLY obnom HAMSTER
leeknows wife is izzy if u disagree ur obesity
Having a longer second toe than big toe, giving one a genetic predisposition to beat one's wife.
I wasn't surprised when I found out John choked Sally the other weekend. I saw him in sandals once and noticed his wife beater's toe was notably elongated.