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a style of hair involving semi-long hair typically worn by adolescent-teenage Caucasian males of the punk/indie/emo persuasions.
Cheer up, emo kid, and change your Chris hair to a buzz cut.
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To wet the bed. Derived from the whining, middle class mummy's boy singer of the same name who trawls out tedious, insipid lift music with meaningless bed wetter's lyrics as part of Coldplay. Such music is normally listened to by fat balding men in their 40's whilst driving to do some hateful job in their Ford Focus.
Little Johnny is going through his Chris Martin phrase
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When you sleep with a bi-polar chick during her manic phase.
That guy's doing a Chris Jones and totally preying on that bipolar chick's manic hornyness.
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A word used to describe a total fag. Named after total fag, Chris Crocker, who is a boy who thinks he is a ghetto girl who talks about Britney Spears.
"Leave Britney Alone!"-Chris Crocker talk.
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to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.
-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!
-Yeah, I had to take a chris.
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The act of beating the fucking shit out of a female.
Bitch, You do that one more time and you'll get a Chris browning!
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An extremly ill yet extremly white rapper who raps about the following :
Sex
Weed
Sex
Pot
Getting Drunk
sex
ganja
marry jane
hydro
himself
How "nice" he is
sex
chronic
intercorse
Canibis
Conneticut
more sex and weed
and 1 song about a crazy girlfreind who gave great sex.
guy # 1 "yo you know dat extremly ill rapper chris webby"
Guy # 2 "no never herd of him, he must not be sighned"
Guy # 1 "he isnt, he only raps about sex and weed'
Guy # 2 " sounds like every white boy from CT must have them on their ipods!"
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