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Farting a turd is what happens when you hold your shit in too long and then try to relieve a little sphincter muscle pressure by farting.
Man I got to shit so bad, that If you don't get out of the fucking bathroom right now, I'm going to Fart a Turd!!! >_<
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1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male
2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption
3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there
4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom
1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms
2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler
3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up
4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for
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Someone who is inherently lame or is generally not worth a shit.
Hey you turd wrangler, make us some fucking coffee!
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when you take a poop, and lots of little turds come out and splash water on to your butthole
i went to poop and it was a rabbit turd. so i had to dry my butthole.
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How dumbass idiots attempt to insult you
Tha nigga jus cal me a turd juggler!? Wow wat a fag
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Adult Diapers like Depends according to Bob And Tom
Hey old man you wanna buy some Turd Hammocks?
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