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cooter; a freshwater turtle native to the southeastern United States
Inverness is known for its annual Cooter Festival, which features water turtles.
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The belief of Corporate CEO’s with IQ of 60 that they achieved their position on ther own , though they don’t know what to do or how to get down from the post!
Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.
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Turtle Breath is the fart that precedes the Turtle head. It is directly out of the mouth of the turtle head therefore more rank smelling than usual.
Mate that fart is really RANK!
Yeah I know, it's the Turtle Breath
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The best rapper in the universe
All hail jab the turtle a god amongst men
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A day in school where one's backpack is so ponderous it looks like a turtle shell. Such magnitude in a backpack has often resulted in falling over and having one of your slightly less turtle-y friends help you back up.
Yesterday was a turtle day because we have a test tomorrow
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A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.
Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot
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noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.
I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.
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