A really amazing unicorn that is a male
"Have you heard of Billy the Unicorn"
"Yes so fab"
When your friends tell you to stop fucking your ex, except she takes it in the ass to keep you around.
UR bro: dump that bitch she's nuts!
You: But... (bermuda unicorn triangle)
A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.
"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"
Blowing into the rear of a unicorn to make it stand upright.
He was inflating the unicorn on the 4th of July in front of everyone.
Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn
It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn
There’s a group of guys who like other guys... they stand and create an arch of man swords; jetting their well earned man-goop over the well intentioned recipient, creating a Unicorn Bath
Did you hear about Chip? Met some guys on a night out and it ended in a total unicorn bath