when someone asks u 2 do something u rle cant b fukd 2 do, just give them this reply... (see example)
CHAV-FRIEND:... Arrr m8 lets smash up that paki shop init bruv!!
MY-CHAVY-SELF:... Lets not, and say we did!!
ENJOY!!
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an obese elephant eating raspberry jello while pondering the thought of a purple goose.
"Kayla, we roll mad deep yo."
"Yeah, thats what the lady told me at the zoo..."
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You: “how did we get here?”
Me: “dO YoU HaVe 90 MiNuTeS?”
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The Day We Could Have Stopped It! —
Experts are warning AI could lead to human extinction. Are we taking it seriously enough?
On May 31st 2023 we could have stopped it. We knew we could have stopped it; but, we didn’t.
And, at some point “Skynet” will become “self aware”.
And while we’re at it, if we ever find any extraterrestrial life forms, we shouldn’t bring it onto a ship; or bring it to planet earth.
I’ve seen the movies. These things never end well.
Wednesday May 31st 2023: The Day We Could Have Stopped It!” — scientist are warning that proposed Artificial Intelligence technology could cause the extinction of the human race.
And yet we persist in its development.
Didn’t anyone see the movie?
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Stemming from the meme "No airbags we die like men", this term has been adopted by fanfiction authors, mainly on fandom website ao3, who use it to signal that their story hasn't been beta-read before posting and might therefore include a few overlooked spelling errors.
Variations of the term have been created for specific fandoms to match a fandom's inside jokes.
"Aren't you annoyed by spelling errors?"
"No beta we die like men."
When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
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A Phrase One Can Often Hear In Their Mind After Successful Bait
"my dog got ligma"
"whats ligma?"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him
"LIGMA FUCKING BALLS BITCH"
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