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The Waffle House is a buzzing coffee house/restuarant in the center of Norwich (39 Saint Giles' Street), UK. Serving freshly made sweet and savoury Belgian waffles, using many organic and free-range ingrediants. Relaxed friendly service in a period listed building. Not to everyone's taste on the basis that a waffle for your main course and a crèpe for dessert can seem like too much of the same thing,
"The Waffle House - fantastic food, great prices, student discount - what more could you ask for!! Ketchup...what?"
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When you insert pot into a condom. Stick it on your penis and in the vagina. While smoking the pot out of the condom if boy you stick penis into girls vagina or if girl you put it over a penis. In the process you must move up and down to have pot all round the geneitles Once you feel as if the process is done you take the condom off. Put more pot in it and put back on penis and or vagina and do the same thing. After that you are done. If you get pregnant there is a 95% chance that you baby will be a crack addict by age 4. Note this process is hard but not impossible. You should feel happy when it is done. If you are not happy you have to keep doing the process again until you are happy. You cannot stop in the middle of the process because it can cause penis cancer or vagina cancer. Not genitle cancer. Penis or vagina cancer
I am so happy today from our Alabama waffle last week. To bad I am pregnant.
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Step one: Hit a Vagina with a tennis racket at least hard enough to leave an imprint, maybe break some skin.
Step Two: Cover it with Maple Syrup
Step Three: Preform oral sex
I told Jenny the only way I'm going down on her is if I can twat waffle it.
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a girl has her pants pulled down and they hold a tennis racked hard against her butt, then they take a hairbrush up and down the racket.
It was easy to over do. Sometimes they would chant awful waffle. This was a crude variation of the salute your shorts version. They generally stopped when the girl cried a lot or someone felt bad for her.
The worst I've ever heard was a girl was caught takin another girls mp3 player. The camp made her pick up garbage with her hands all day and she even missed lunch.
When she was being punished the other girl had taken syrup and butter from commissary.
They grabbed her at the far end of camp tackled her lifted her tennis skirt and pulled her briefs down, She got the worst Awful Waffle evr, It was sooo bad, her skin was raw!
After it was over the girls stuck a half frozen stick of butter up her butt, poured the syrup on her ass, pulled her briefs up and poured some syrup in her cooch & in her hair!
Her hands were tied in-front of her with tennis racket tape, gave her a little wedgie & sent her on her way. It was really hot that day, and the walk back wasn't short.
The syrup had been done before but it was the first time I heard of a stick of butter being shoved up another girls butt.
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When some dumbass bitch sucks so much dick that her hair gets plastered with spunk, and she doesnt have time to wash it out because she is always fiending for another load.
I gave that bitch a perm with my sperm! WAFFLE HAIR!!!
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A vagina that is having a herpes outbreak while also on it's period. The term "lava" is used because it looks like a volcano. The term "waffle" is from the term "blue waffle."
Sawyer: Dude! Guess what?!?
Kip: What?
Sawyer: I would of had sex with your mom last night, but she had a Lava Waffle!
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When you poop on woman's stomach or chest and push a tennis racket down on the poop to make it look like a waffle. Mostly done when the woman is sleeping. You then leave and let her find the mess or sit there and wait and watch.
I totally gave Jane a johnny waffle last night when she was sleeping.
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