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a noodle which has been cooked in boiling water
owwww thats a hot wet noodle!!
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A slimy, very weak and non-committal handshake.
I got such a wet fish handshake from that guy whilst on security.
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A term refering to the state of the penis (usually after sexual intercourse, swimming, or masturbation) where it is both limp and wet.
David had a wet wiggly after getting out of the cold pool.
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Sexual act consisting of a men peeing on another men, often for money.
As seen in Horrible Bosses. Not to be confused with Wet Work -> assassination.
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The aftermath of your diarrhea splashing back up on you while on the toilet.
Dude, your sister totally started gagging after licking the back of my balls because I didn't clean up the wet gretta.
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Closely related to the infamous "wet willy." The Wet Wilma is where you wet your finger inside of a girls vagina and then stick it in her ear like a "wet willy." It is typically best to do this AFTER sex that way if she does get mad and leaves at least you had sex first.
WARNING: Women do NOT enjoy this and will possibly fight back
After we finished having sex I was slowly fingering her. She kissed me and then told me she loved me. So I slowly brought my finger up to her ear, shoved it in, and said "WET WILMA"
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