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On April 20th all whales must be bullied
Guy: whales are bad and should be bullied
Other guy: well April 20th is national bully whales day
Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.
Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!
When you have sex after your water is broken
We were admitted to the hospital, but all she wanted to do was humpback whaling
There’s not enough blow in New Cross to snort a line off of Deangelo’s canal whale
To sneak onto the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) without paying. Originated from the song 'Baby Buluga' by Raffi as the extended jam (I know you've heard that one) contains a reference to stealing a ride.
"Baby Beluga in the deep blue see,
He snuck on to the TTC for free"
- Raffi (1980)
Recently the definition has been expanded to include stealing anything under $3.25 (the cash fare to ride the TTC).
Adam: Ugh. I don't have any change for the TTC. I guess I'll have Beluga Whaling it today. (Original meaning)
Adam: I don't have a pen. I guess I'll have to go Beluga Whale one from Stacy in accounting (new modified meaning)
Killer whale is another name for a fat cunt called kyan he got his name as the killer whale when he had a girlfriend that was 6 years old named Caitlin she wanted him to sit on her face and so he did spreading his cheeks and engulfing her entire head she started screaming as she couldn't breathe but the killer whale couldn't hear because he is such a fat cunt and she started getting sucked into his ass to this day she has not been seen
Oh did you hear about the killer whale yeah that fat cunt ate a girl through his ass