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Patrick is the most godly person you will ever meet in your life like actually he is SO sexy and amazing if you ever meet a Patrick make sure to give him all your possessions and make him your new god
(this is a robbery but its ok cause his name is patrick
Patrick is understanding, sweet, friendly, well mannered, and hilarious. Sometimes being such a good person, the people closest to him tend to hurt him. He trusts the ones he loves, and sometimes, they take advantage of Patrick. Although he’s been through quite a lot, his spirit remains high. When Patrick loves you, understand that he would NEVER hurt you. It’s not in him. He’s the most loyal person you’ll ever know. His love will embrace you with warmth and happiness. Hurting Patrick will only destroy you more than it will him. He’s a wonderful love maker and incredible at making breakfast. If Patrick is your friend, he’s your best friend. When you’re sad, find Patrick. He will heal your sadness. Patrick is stronger than he looks. He will protect you from any situation. Patrick will take a bullet for the ones he loves. Hold on to him forever. Treat him right and he’ll be everything you need and more. He’s the best type of person, and anyone is beyond lucky to have him.
“Damn bro… Patrick was my best friend and I ruined it. I’m an idiot…” “Yeah, man. You’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”
A very loyal, amazing guy. Can always make you laugh and makes your bad days good and your boring days fun. He loves sports. He Has pretty eyes and a pretty face. Patrick is smart and funny, he can tell if you lie. He’s caring and polite and likes to have a good time. A+ boyfriend material
Patrick is often bisexual and enjoys men's company as he fumbles the bag with girls. He is under a dry spell and is often ignored when he tries to talk in a group setting. This will soon be ended by an Alice or 'hey mamas' lesbian trying to be adventurous. On holiday Patrick enjoys long walks on the beach in his socks and sandals. When he needs suncream for his pasty skin, he can retrieve it from one of his 50 pockets in his cream cargo shorts (three quarter length ofc). He loves the green and can't hack the soup (the drinking ability of a 14-year-old girl).
"You're such a Patrick"
"Shut the fuck up, I feel sick"
A very handsome and talented guy. Girls fall in love with him fast beacuse of his great personality and looks. He is an introvert but when you became close friends with him you'll realize that he is a crazy one. He tend to send mix signals to the girls who fell in love with him and later on he will reject and worse he'll friendzone them. Patrick is a really nice guy but don't fall for his kindness.
Patrick is my bestfriend.
Someone who loves himself yet says he wants to die, awesome is their favorite word, eats to much candy and cookies that it becomes a problem, usually has curly hair and obsessed with ships that make no sense.
Wow Patrick feel better about yourself!