to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.
in karate we like to knock on wood!
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Jeff was sanding wood while watching Ghostbusters 2
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A word to describe someone who is overly delusional over any political subject that mentions racism
Also someone who tries to hard to be black and tackles anyone who says "tHe N-wOrD"
Guy 1: dude, that guy just yelled at him for saying the "N-word"
Guy 2: what an Olivia Woods...ew
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A bundle of wood you buy from the local supermarket they bundle with a flimsy cord. This is also the less manly version of a real cord of wood that is much larger but means the same thing.
Look at Tyler's cute cord of wood.
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Electronic wood, e-mails are made from it.
"I can't email you because I'm out of e-wood"
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Ash Woods is another way of someone being completely and hopelessly wack. As opposed to a chase type of person.
When used to describe a female however, she would be considered beautiful of body and mind and displaying great intellect as well as atheltic ability. She would be the standard of a great woman.
Whoa, did you see that girl walkin down the street. She was mos def an ash woods.
or
Ay man dont be bringing that Ash Woods mess into this party, we aint down wit Hasselhoff music.
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When one uses a dildo or a strap-on that is made out of wood causing splinters in their vag or ass
the wood splint i used last night made my ass fell really weird
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