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Something to describe your friend
You look like a tinned tomato zombie
someone who comes over and smokes all your weed....or tries to.
someone that tries to steal your weed
a particularly nasty looking zombie with a blunt in his hand who wont pass it.
"Look Jane! It's a greedy weed zombie!! Run for your weed!!"
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It is a widely known fact that Zombies may eat brains if there is no chili readily available but may be less widely known that zombies love chili.
Hate and Love both mean love to a Zombie in terms of eating chili and brains.
Did you see that Zombie hate a chunk out of that woman's arm, those zombies love chili.
Zombies love chili like a fat kid loves cake.
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When some shit so amazing happened that you would've had to have been there, otherwize no one would belive you if you told them.
1.
Omar: Holy shitz Robert!!!
Robert: Zombie jesus on a pogostick, did you see that?!
Omar: that nigga just got blasted by a racoon(actual
animal) holding a hand gun!!
2.
Tim: Zombie jesus on a pogostick nic r u ok?!
Nic: I had no idea my penis could bend that way
3.
Breanne: zombie jesus on a pogo stick did Tim just eat an 8x8
Gina: yeah to bad its not a hamburger
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1. Some one who laughs at something but lags during the laugh.
2. When you hit some one and they "Lag" about it.
3. A real living dead zombie that lags.
Mootsey: Hits a person
Person: "oh my god thats so true!"
1 Minute later
Person: "OW"
Mootsey: "LAG ZOMBIE!" points at person
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Feeling completely dead, but having to live your daily life.
Feeling like the walking dead
Could mean feeling totally wasted, having a hangover or non-alcoholic hangover causing this feeling, etc.
Friend: how are you.
Pete: blehhhuhhh...umm.... *starts snoring then wakes up* uhmm, what did you say?
Friend: God man, you look dead. Someone's in total zombie mode huh?:
Pete: guess so man.
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A drinking game where you play Left For Dead 2 with your friends. Everytime someone kills a special zombie such as a smoker, spitter, jockey, charger, hunter, or boomer you drink your beer. If a tank appears and is killed, you chugg your beer.
My friends and I got really drunk playing redneck zombie hunting
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