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Sam Falk is a dog trapped in a human’s body. He will follow anyone who gives him orders and is even willing to jump off of cliffs if his leader does so. Enjoys sports, jazz band, and men. In its free time a Sam Falk will watch Phineas and Fern, practice his trumpet, and look at pictures of Kyle Davidson.
Friend 1: Hey, where’s your Sam Falk?
Friend 2: He’s over there, chewing on that go-go squeeze.
A batty boy who claims he’s solid as a rock but is really an insecure little girl inside
That kid is such a Sam butterworth 😂
Neanderthal looking ass, Mr try hardy boi and a beggar for attention.
The act of getting someone “on birth control” pregnant, going on a booze fuelled bender in Spain, living with your now pregnant girlfriend on a waterbed at your mums, having to re-evaluate your life after it that and realising you need a better job, because Tesco’s just wasn’t pulling in enough money.
Hey did you hear? James is pulling a Sam!
When you do something so idiotic. That you end up making yourself look like the biggest dumbass on the planet and yet complain about life when people joke about you.
"Did you just see what Devon did?"
"Yeah he'd pulled a Sam"
"Pretty hard to do that"
"Yeah pulling a sam is pretty tough"
When a man of oversized weight kills a women during intercourse and continues on her body, until finishing hard into her decomposing pussy
I pulled a fat Sam on her ass last night, u better not snitch
A kid whom likes to have sexual intercourse with his cousin and looks like a child molester uncle.
Damn That Sam Talley Kid Over There Wants To Fuck My Dad.