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A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.
When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.
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A blunder bus is where you masturbate. Taking a ride on the blunder bus is masturbating, and a bus movie is someone attractive that you think about while doing so.
That girl is real bus movie material, I gotta remember her for the blunder bus.
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A term parents of young children should be familair with that was coined by police to describes how pedophiles stalk new victims.
The Pedophile was school bus surfing for weeks looking for his next victim.
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a person living in close proximity to you(i.e. 2-4 streets away), which would make it easy to identify him/her as a neighbor, yet too far away to be an ACTUAL neighbor.
The name refers to the fact that everyone who is zoned for your bus stop lives within a couple of streets from you.
Bola: Yoooo, I live right next to him !
Lauren: really? is that your neighbor
Bola: well kinda..more like a bus stop neighbor..he lives three streets down.
Lauren: Ah, I gotcha.
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1.A person who is so intellectually challenged, their mental deficencies far surpass that of the individuals who normally qualify for using the short bus. In other words, they are inelligible for the short bus.
2. Beyond merely stupid or retarded.
Person a: I need to get famous, dawg.
Person b: why don't you go out and give to a chairity or do community service or somethin?
Person a: Nah, man, thats what famous people do, I gotta get famous first so people recognize!
Person b: Man, you a Short Bus Reject.
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A bright-yellow Hummer 2 SUV.
Derived from the schoolyard slang term short bus--the bus mentally retarded and disabled students ride in--and the fact that, like American school buses, it is bright-yellow and black. Unfortunately, in the case of the Yuppie Short Bus, the retarded person is usually in the driver's seat.
While crossing the street, I almost got creamed by an asshole driving a Yuppie Short Bus and yakking on a cell phone.
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The ability for a female to get off and orgasm, hands free, purely by the stimulation given from the motorized vibration and rough ride encountered on various modes of public transportation, i.e., buses, trains, subways, etc.
Cindy always arrived at work with a smile on her face. Not because he loves her job, but because her use of public transportation and her annual rider's pass allows her to cum from her daily Bus Seat Orgasm during her daily commute.
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