A type of cellar-dweller that is characterized by owning a drum set, or some other type of musical instrument, this giving him an overinflated sense of coolness. Behaviors include bragging to people about being hungover at work, and drawing undue attention to their personal appearance (e.g., "check out my sweet, sweet auburn hair!")
Wow, listen to Sean talk about how cool he is just because he plays the drums. He's such a goblin on drums, he still lives with his parents in a room that has carpet on the walls.
Type of person who gives oral sex to many different men.
I can't believe you're dating her, she's a known bobber goblin.
When someone in an argument argues the semantics of a word/phrase, rather than making a retort against the other person's argument.
Person 1: No lolis aren't children, they're actually young-looking women.
Person 2: Nice Vaush-Goblin Fallacy loser
Someone who actually thinks that the Adomition Hub on SCP is good, in other words, a mentally retarded "person".
Hey did you see the new Adomition chapter it was so good!
You should off yourself you Adomition Goblin
a shit that makes your weapons worse, also called little tgerd.
Guy 1: Oh shit!
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: The goblin tinkerer made my legendary zenith broken!
A goblin that steals your pennies if you drop them.
Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny!
A person that smokes a large amount of weed, particularly from dirty, smelly, very well used bongs.
my mate corey is honestly the biggest fuckin' bong goblin