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Wearing high waisted jeans with a camel toe
Damn those jeans are given her a long neck vagina!
having sex on a bus makes you a part of the mega long club. Technically would have to be a megabus but any bus trip could suffice
I had sex with my girlfriend on the megabus and so we are now both a part of the mega long club
When you’re enjoying life with a long dick.
Oh my god. My long dick life is great. #ldl
A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
My girlfriend could win the gold in a creampie long jump.