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When your fucking a bitch doggy style and you tell her your about to cum but instead of cumming you put a snake in her ass and scream “danger noodle surprise”
“Bro I gave that chick from the party last night a danger noodle surprise”
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A sandwitch made simply out of drained Crack Head Soup. Some have said "Fuck I love me a Chicken Noodle Sandwitch!"
OMAFUCKINGAWD! This Chicken Noodle Sandwich is delicious!!!
Chicken Noodle Sandwitch = Good
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A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless
JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day
BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.
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Liz’s most beautiful amazing juicy tart yet somehow sweet noods
I need some Chicken Noodle Soup.
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Ejaculating without an erection
I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway
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One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day
Friend: You good man?
Me: Nah. I've been having a Noodles-on-the-Couch Day since I woke up.
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