Pot Noodle Horn

the pot noodle horn is a horn thats perfect for annoying teachers all through the year especially history teachers. It is a school hero!

teacher: who killed JFK?
(pot noodle horn blows)

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Chicken Noodle Sandwitch

A sandwitch made simply out of drained Crack Head Soup. Some have said "Fuck I love me a Chicken Noodle Sandwitch!"

OMAFUCKINGAWD! This Chicken Noodle Sandwich is delicious!!!
Chicken Noodle Sandwitch = Good

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Two Minute Noodle

A Person who is of little or no value. Worthless

JOE: That new employee Tommy doesn't get anything done but sit around and play with his Tablet all day

BOB: Yeeup hes a two minute noodle...but hey that way we pay him minimum wage just to collect the trolleys.

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Chicken noodle soup

Liz’s most beautiful amazing juicy tart yet somehow sweet noods

I need some Chicken Noodle Soup.

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Wet Noodle Nut

Ejaculating without an erection

I was jerking it and I couldn't get a boner but I pounded out a wet noodle nut anyway

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Noodles-on-the-Couch Day

One of those days where you don't feel like doing anything so you just sit on the couch and eat Ramen Noodles all day

Friend: You good man?
Me: Nah. I've been having a Noodles-on-the-Couch Day since I woke up.

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Ball sac noodle

Another word for pubic hair

He had a ball sac noodle on his face

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