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Shes so amazing and is a wonderful friend. Youll want to date her and if you get a chance do it, give her your whole world, hold her hand, show her off, kiss her every morning. If you break her heart shell be hurt but never tell you. She cries more than shell ever admit so make sure to ask her if shes ok and when she says yes look her in the eyes, hug her, and tell her i know your not. Shes so beautiful and amazing never let her go. If you ever break up with her youll never fully be over her, everynight youll think of her and theres nothing you can do to stop it.
Shes so amazing and is a wonderful friend. Youll want to date her and if you get a chance do it, give her your whole world, hold her hand, show her off, kiss her every morning. If you break her heart shell be hurt but never tell you. She cries more than shell ever admit so make sure to ask her if shes ok and when she says yes look her in the eyes, hug her, and tell her i know your not. Shes so beautiful and amazing never let her go. If you ever break up with her youll never fully be over her, everynight youll think of her and theres nothing you can do to stop it.
The sweetest and kindest person ever. The best person to ever exist. The funniest and hottest person ever. Super sexy and amazing.
An ale is a person who is always there for you, she’ll be there for you when you’re crying in a bathroom stall at a 15 you’ll sniff you when she hugs you an ale is beautiful with brown hair and a big booty and she has a super hot cousin 😪
You know ale right? Yeah the one with the big booty and hot cousin? Yeah that one she’s so nice and helpful.
Ale is a name that parents give there kids when they forgot they were having one
Also ale means that they are white washed and are fake want to be Mexicans
Ale is a white washed made mf
A beverage that is also known as grog, piss, elixir of the gods, booze, smack juice (if it's McEwans and of course its Scottish but very very nice, cheers Scotland) and more importantly, it is proof that God wants us to be happy. The Belgians seem to make the best ale and beer in general although the English make some cracking ale, which along with cider is the only good booze we make because the lager in England is complete gnats piss and should be fucking banned for being that disgusting. Jocks won't even drink it and IF they won't drink it, you know its bad.
Bollocks! I seem to be in a police cell again, I need to pack the ale in. Ha jokes, what you think I am? French?