hit a cows arse with a banjo

In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life

Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo

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cunty-bollocking-arse-wank

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.

bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).

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taking my arse for a piss

Explosive, liquid diarrhea.

Example
Vince: "You've been in there for a while!"
Nelson: "Heavy night last night, just taking my arse for a piss!"
Vince: "I'll avoid trap two"

arse like a renault megane

a huge bulbous arse that closely resembles the back of a renault megane.

look at that shes got an arse like a renault megane

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sex up your arse

Essentially meaning "great", this playful phrase will make your proclamations of the greatness of something all the better. Can also be used in the abbreviated form, SUYA. There is another variant, sex right up your arse.

Lemon cheescake is sex up your arse.
or
Lemon cheesecake is SUYA.

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Slap arse day

On the 5th of October boys / girl are allowed to slap a girls arse without them hitting u back if they do it means they own u a kiss

Ow why did u slap my arse for!?
It's slap arse day!

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Urban Slang My Arse

This is phrase that is used very often (by me) whenever I see a word or phrase in the Urban Dictionary that I know no-one uses, anywhere, at any time, ever.

I saw "Number Four Year", and "ehaircut" on Urban Dictionary, and my first thought was 'Urban Slang My Arse'.

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