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Asian Jake Paul

Another word for Ricegum

Man 1: Jake Paul sucks!
Man 2: Have you seen Asian Jake Paul though?

by TacticallyStupid October 12, 2017

57๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asian Parent Syndrome

Asian Parent syndrome, often abbreviated as APS, is a genetic disorder prevalent in young Asians. It is characterized by a high level of expectation and discipline. Often, it can result in social disabilities. Also, common symptoms include excessive studying, fear of the letter "B," and high stress levels. Males are especially prone to this disease.

Hey, can Cho-Chang come to the party?
Nah, her APS is acting up again. It's forcing her to study.
Aw, dude, that sucks. I can't imagine living with that

I think Zhang's Asian Parent Syndrome is acting up again. He's hissing whenever he sees the letter "B."

by Androi October 28, 2011

47๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asian maori

A weird asian dat shaves his eyebrows real ppor lyks 2 eat ducks, finks hes maori spends 2 hours 2 get it through pplz heads that he is somehow maori in his family tree GUMUNGA legs hates ppl kalled lisas, big penis pump

STOP STEALING MY FOOD U STOOPID ASIAN MAORI
YEa but ur not actuali maori u dum asian only by marriage u took 2 hours to cum 2 it!

by Noitall February 26, 2005

9๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž


Asian Grading Scale

These words mean the following:
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family

Example of Asian Grading Scale:

Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!

by yshcbdjg,lvushkeysueuigslyifgh December 5, 2019

64๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


strict asian parents

totally insane.

1. "Get an A grade or else you ganna be screw up!" by strict asian parents.

by bas October 31, 2013

38๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


token asian friend

In reference to the only asian american in a group of friends.

similar phrases

token white friend

token black friend

..you get the point

White Person-Yeah we're not racist, we hangout with Asians.

Token Asian Friend- The one friend everybody hangsout with so they don't seem racist.

*has one asian friend.

by Token Asian Friend November 21, 2014

34๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Asian Shaft Tipper

It is the asian equivalence of "raw doggin it" , it is when the shaft is covered but the tip is not.

Tim: i totally raw dogged that shit last night
Ace(Asian):yeah i totally pull the asian shaft tipper in that shit last night as well.

by SkyDragon September 12, 2009

29๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž