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Austin

(Aka. Yasstin, Saustin, and Sustin). The hottest and most amazing person you will ever meet in your entire life. I am not Austin. Trust me. Also he's really hot, did I mention that? The best man face in the world, and incredible Massachusetts eyebrows. Also he's really hot. Funny. Cool. Enormous brain. The best at spelling defunt. And really hot

Girl1: Dang, Austin is really hot and cool and good at spelling the word defunct.
Girl2: I know, he's so amazing and cool and I love him. Will you marry me Austin?
Austin: No, I have many braincells and I can psychoanalyze you with a single glance, Meredith.

by NotAustinReallyGuys February 1, 2023


Austin

An awesome friend to have, someone who you can have great conversations with. Strong work ethic, he is not the most popular person but he doesn’t care to be either. Those who are his friend are lucky to have such an amazing friend.

Austin always has my back a true friend.

by Krayons 213 April 26, 2023


Austin

Austin is a popular jock who’s surprisingly nice for his position of power. He’s incredibly smart, fit and strong, and is just the kindest person you’ll ever meet. He’s innocent and unlike other jocks his age he doesn’t make disrespectful jokes about women or sex jokes. He’s often outgoing with his friends and genuinely nice to other peoples who don’t get noticed or to anyone not popular. He often attracts people his age that are band geeks or generally unpopular. Most likely is or was on the football team in high school.

“Austin is just so dreamy..”

Yeah but he would never go for someone like us he’s too popular.”

by Imalatteindahood November 28, 2021


Austin

A big dickhead who usually doesn’t give a shit about any body but his self

That big dick over there is fucking my mom Austin get you lazy fat ass over here

by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020


Austin

Austin is a hot, funny, sexy, and popular guy. He is fun to be around and is great at making everyone have a good laugh. He has brown hair and blue eyes. All the girls love him and all the guys are jealous of him. He’s athletic and is great in bed. Most girls go out of there way to get Austin to notice them. He has a lot of friends and is pretty chill around most people but knows how to make people laugh at the right times.

“Hey, I heard Austin’s going to the party this weekend”, said girl1. “Oh my! I’m going just to see him”.

“Yo did you hear about the girl Austin was in bed with last night?” said boy1. “Yeah, I heard he put her in a wheelchair after it was over with”.

by 123alleyesonme April 19, 2021


Austin

A devilish cunt.

“Did you talk to Cameron lately? He’s been such an austin lately”

by TruckNutsLicker December 8, 2023


Austin

Austin’s are usually very tall and are very sexy they also know how to fight if you see a wild Austin do not make eye contact or they will pounce out side of them being to beat any one up they are very fine gentlemen who every one wants to be around but if you go to ones house don’t look in there basement

(Rober) I’m going to kill that guy “walks up to Austin” but Austin uses the world to stop time and punch a hole through his chest

Defenition 2
Murder attacks Austin
But Austin pulls out his katana and uses water breathing to kill him

by Bansky November 23, 2021